Tuesday, November 12, 2013

how to get better at blogging: 5 tips

1. don't be afraid to post about yourself.  i know sometimes i can be really afraid to post about myself and i am not sure, but it is always better to post about yourself because nobody knows more about you than you, and nobody has your face.  post your face as often as possible because people like seeing it and especially if it is drinking coffee, mmm, or wine

2. do a good design.  a good blog design is important to making people stay at your blog and making them come back to look at your blog again later.  the main elements of design are: blog platform (like blogger or facebook), fonts, your header, colors and social media icons and your about me photo.  one of my favorite fonts is: http://www.identifont.com/samples/itc/Papyrus.gif because it looks kind of like old but also it is classy .  picking a good font is important.  then you should make your header like:

3. always address your readers, and end your posts with a question to your readers.  your readers like to feel appreciated and listened to, so you just have to ask them questions so they think you are interested in them.  its not necessary to reply to your readers if they comment because remember that you are the blogger and they are just the readers, you dont have time to respond to them all the time because you are busy blogging, but you should invite them to tallk with good questions like 'what did you think of the things i said in this post? what are your top five reasons for coming back every day to read my blog and share it with your friends?"

4. comment on other blogs. if you find a blog that has more followers than you you should try to comment on it a lot and leave your link there so other people can follow your blog too.  you dont need a big comment just something simple like 'cute' since most things bloggers post are cute, but dont forget to leave your link because that is the most important part.. you might want to tell people to follow you too, because sometimes they dont think of clicking on the link themselves

5. post sponsor buttons to big popular blogs in your sidebar. your readers and other bloggers will see them and think that you are cool like those bloggers and they might ask you if they can put their sponsor ad there too which is good because then you can start making money from your blog which is the main goal.. also then companies will think you are a popular blog and start sending you free cute pants, bags nail polish you name it!

Monday, November 11, 2013

Whew, im back

hi everybody, well, im back, and better than ever lol.  i just didnt feel like blogging for a while, life was too intense.  you know sometimes when you feel like your caught up in some kind of giant machine and you long for some kind of reason but youre left feeling abandoned in an absurd universe? i felt like that after work, and had to spend an hour with a can of cold beans and a book to feel better....

speaking of which i have been reading about the illuminati and omg i thought it was crazy. but maybe two crazy?  i knew abt the illuminati & rapp stars, but apparently grandmothers are now also part of the illuminati too, which is kind of scary like most grandmothers look just like this guy aleister crowley
wtf roflmao a goat? so cute

anyway this week i have been extremely hungry, i dont know why...  sometimes i just get really hungry so ive been treating myself to sour patch kids and my favorite root beer donuts :-)))  and i so much want a starbucks christmas drink right now but i already had a couple today and it is late now so i cant

what is your favorite starbucks christmas drink?

Monday, November 19, 2012


oh my gosh, twilight breaking dawn was actually so romantic...  i am sometimes ashamed to admit my twilight-love, but then at the same time i can't hold it in.  and of course the actors are so cute......

 i hope she writes some more books!  what is really interesting is how the story combines romance and vampire movies together and also so closely parallels the real lives of bears:

robert pattinson relaxing
a bear relaxing

robert pattinson's face
a bear's face

robert pattinson sexy picture
a bear's body

edward and bella hugging
bears hugging

edward and bella kissing
bears about to kiss

jacob looking sexy
a scary bear

jacob looking sexy and hott
a bear looking down

kristen stewart really pregnant
pregnant bear

i wish i were pregnant :-)  do you think it could be jacob's baby? who do you think is cuter, jacob or edward?

Sunday, November 18, 2012

i wake up, i make up, i take my time and do not hurry, i no longer need you

this morning i woke up with a headache and a sense of rebirth.  i decided that i would write about my favorite makeup products and maybe about the coffee i had with caramel syrup, yem!  (my new word for yum)

coffee with caramel syrup
makeup.com posted the best lip exfoliaters, the best non-tinted lip balms, the best tinted lip balms, the best moisturizing lip colors, the best lip kits and the best lip loosening gels, and who am i to argue with makeup.com?

the best makeup products for lips

they picked bliss fabulips, kielh's lip balm, the lip scrub by sarah happ, baby lips by maybelline, giorgio armani lipstick, vitamin e lip stuff by the body shop, lipstick by another company, glo minerals exfoliating lip wand (of course), yes to carrots lip balm, sonia kashuk stain luxe lipcolor with spf 16, nutritic levre lips by la roche pochay, etc. and the best part of all was that it was all so cute and i wanted it all!!  especially the baby lips by maybelline because of the name and the neon colors.

i wanted to review this bic click stick pen, too.  no offense to bic, but this pen isn't my favorite.  it's plain white and black and i think something sticky got spilled on it, so now it doesn't click anymore.  also the ball is stuck and doesn't write, so as awesome as bic is, this pen gets a thumbs down from me. :-(

bic click stick pen black

i threw it in the trash after reviewing it

here's what i'm reading, by the way, lol so cool:

the inferno of dante a brilliant new translation by robert pinsky

it is my favorite book yet ]:-)

Saturday, November 17, 2012

things paris hilton has

besides her fame as a celebrity, paris hilton has a lot of stuff.

she has a bus

paris hilton's bus

she has sweat pants

paris hilton in sweat pants

she has an iPad

paris hilton with ipad

she has money

paris hilton with money

she has a cell phone

paris hilton with blackberry and handbag

she has a hamburger

paris hilton with a delicious looking hamburger

she has a boyfriend

paris hilton with her boyfriend

she has a girlfriend

paris hilton having lesbian sex

she has a car

paris hilton with her favorite car

she has a chihuahua

paris hilton with her chihuahua

she has pizza

paris hilton eating pizza

she has herpes

paris hilton showing off her herpes

she has friends

paris hilton with her best friends

she has a couch

paris hilton sitting on a couch

she has a bike

paris hilton mountain biking

she has a teddy bear

paris hilton with a teddy bear

she has a cat and a bird

paris hilton with an adorable kitten

she has shoes

paris hilton collects shoes

she has a big stuffed duck

paris hilton with duck

do you think you have anything that paris hilton doesn't have?

Brad and Angelina with food

so i've been on a big fruit crazy lately, lol last night i ate 4 bananas in a row so i guess i won't need my potassium supplements this week. angelina jolie has been my celebrity idol forever, and I found these totally cute pictures of her and brad pitt eating, i knew she liked apples a lot but it looks like she likes other things too and i love the pictures of them eating together!!!

angelina jolie with yummy apple
angelina jolie enjoying peppers
angelina jolie eating an apricot
angelina jolie enjoying a strawberry -- really cute
angelina jolie enjoying a chocolate cake
angelina jolie enjoying a hot coffee
angelina jolie enjoying a hamburger
angelina jolie enjoying a tasty apple
angelina jolie and brad pitt drinking together
angelina jolie enjoying eating while looking at her baby
brad pitt eating a mini sausage
brad pitt enjoying pringles
brad pitt enjoying espresso
angelina jolie drinking whiskey
brad pitt enjoying water
brad pitt eating soup
brad pitt enjoying orange juice
brad pitt enjoying a burger

yep...  now i'm hungry! who do you think eats the most, brad or angelina?